Nothing screams low testosterone like going for a walk Mfs really think they gonna 10x their business taking a stroll You’re coping. If you need to go on a “walk” for inspiration, you’re not doing enough drugs

Leave me alone Andrew Tate

A lot of my students tell me they’re afraid to try crack What are you afraid of G? None of this matters, your life is nothing but a spec in the cosmos “But its bad for your health 🤓” Your 9-5 is killing you internally. You’re already dead. But go ahead, stay broke.

My crack dealer got locked up Haven’t had my sweet rock in almost 2 weeks Resorted to drinking vials of LSD Been rethinking my shit Fr In my copythinking era

Most don’t have what it takes to be an entrepreneur. Are you ready for the sleepless nights? The 18+ hour work days? Rubbing your clients feet and sucking their toes at 3am? Most aren’t built for this lifestyle

If you “handwrite” copy for practice You’re actually autistic. I bet you probably think Dan Kennedy is a good copywriter Just smoke crack G 🤙

Just met a 5 year old making $1 mil a month in profit with his digital marketing agency There’s literally no excuses.

Mfs out here taking Zyns and wonder why they struggle with online business. NPC behavior. Caffeine, nicotine, kratom, all cringe GTFO You’re essentially taking SSRIs for productivity The big steppers (like me) in online biz are on meth, coke, or adderall CopyTHINK

Would never let my children watch low IQ entertainment like Cocomelon and Paw Patrol My kids will be watching Andrew Tate, Gary V, and Alex Horomozi 24/7 I’d rather have a thot daughter than an NPC son.

Morning routine as a copywriter: 2pm: Wake up 4:30: Pray to Allah 🙏 2:90: Cold plunge in Red 40 1:30: Chug seed oils 4:00: Fluoride injection 2:05: Huff crack pipe 10:10: Feed basement prisoners 6:00: Yell at clients 3:30: Ouija board 1:00: CopyTHINK 4 hours

I love copywriting But my TRUE passion is real estate The look on a persons face as you’re evicting them is priceless Recently made a single father with 3 kids homeless Easily one of the best days of my life. I love being rich.

First day out of jail. Had the time of my life. Told the judge I was trans Got sent to women’s prison Did nothing but pipe down hoes for 60 days Released early for “good behavior” 🤣 Holy shit I love being a sigma male

You know what’s pathetic? When a small business begs for support “Please help support our small business 🥺” No bitch. Pick a better business model next time. Not my fault you’re incompetent Theres 0 reason for your business to be struggling in this economy

Positioning is the key to writing great copy Example: If you were to fuck your target customer, what position would it be in? Doggy style? Missionary? Find out and you can sell anything

Money never changed me. Even as a millionaire I still: - Steal online orders from chipotle - Smoke crack under a bridge - Scam clients Most of y’all hit $10k per month and start acting like Iman Gadzhi

Zoned in for Q4. Going full monk mode. We Smoking METH now. Just made this sick blade thing I don’t know why but it feels right CopyTHINKING.

Depression wouldn’t exist if everybody smoked crack

Move as slow as possible when working with clients They asked for copy? Send it 3 weeks late. They will subconsciously perceive you as the alpha male Theres nothing more submissive than committing to a deadline. “Right on time sir! 🤓” Stop. Literally giving free game here