Body Sensor Networks deadline extended two weeks! You won't want to miss this conference, that's for sure. Submit something already! #BSN2024

Lyttle Lytton '24 is out! My submission made the honorable mentions <3

yeah i voted in the election; if by ‘election’ you mean ‘car wash’ and by ‘voted’ you mean ‘ate chili’

April 15 should be renamed "midwaypril"

saw mean tweets about kaitlan collins 😠

Oh boy, I can’t wait to Discover What’s New in Adobe Acrobat!!

weird that we have a machine called a register and a process called registration and the two have nothing to do with each other

gnx wow wow wow

now that every site has its own AI bot, web surfing feels like being haunted by a ghost who lived an evil life and is now desperately trying to make karmic amends via clumsy stabs at Being Good™️ Beneath every “Can I help you with that?” is a tortured soul yearning for oblivion.

imagine trying to explain what a computer is to a person born in 1992. they’d probably be like “yeah i already know all of that stuff”. crazy times we live in.

i hate google

hate when I cancel a subscription and get one of those whiny "We are DEVSTATED to see you go 🥺" emails. no you aren't. nobody in the entire corporation feels that way. try hitting me with "good riddance, loser" and there's a solid chance I come crawling back immediately.

i miss billy mays

1692 Salem had more thoughtful governance than this

steelers pls let justin fields take over so my madden franchise can come to life

People are lost in the hype. If it weren't for Siakam, Haliburton, Nembhard, Toppin, Nesmith, Turner, Mathurin, McConnell, and Bryant the Pacers wouldn't even be that good of a team tbh.

new paper, spent 6 years on it