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"A samurai - tiger: - A tiger born with a katana on it's back." - Everyday wisdom from home

Noen lommetyver så frekke at de utgir seg for å være politi. Vi liker ikke falske kolleger. @NRKOstland Oslo politidistrikt nrk.no/ostlandssendin…

Fifth day with breakfast in bed. I am very, very spoiled.

En bil har blitt påkjørt bakfra av en bil i relativt høy hastighet. 2 barn og far i bilen som ble påkjørt. Barna kjøres sykehuset.

Når du sier "skal bare", la det være.

Datt feel når man mister telefonen og den tilfeldigvis lander på en gigantisk klekkeferdig flått, inne. Telefonen er rensa i klorhexidin.

My new sounds: Tomt soundcloud.com/cecilievonhert… on #SoundCloud

Siste måneden har jeg sakt samme setning etter hver frokost og middag. "Jeg har spist for mye mat..". Det er litt ålreit.

Being pregnant: 1) Get angry over nothing. 2) Cry because you got angry. 3) Laugh because of those above. 4) Cry because you laugh. 5) Eat.

Men i jøss.. x.com/opsnbuskerud/s…

Friday night. And what am I watching before going to bed? Freaking Hanna Montana the movie. #WhyDoIEven

Your back'n'hip during pregnancy: "OooOoh, a staircase! Let's see how well balanced you are if we shut down your left side while walking!"

Står å pakker boller på morgenkvisten. Plutselig begynner hodet mitt å gaule themelåta til MacGyver. #godmorgen

That feel when you suddenly find out that tomorrow is Friday, and you say "SH*T", and doesn't mean it in a good way.

NEVER go to the food store for lunch while being a hungry pregnant. #food #overload

#ThatFeel when you fart under a blanket, and by the sound it makes you know that by removing it the sign "WARNING" shows up.

Nothing beats a Saturday night filled with candles, pizza and Castle.

My new sounds: My Favorite Things - Sound of Music cover soundcloud.com/cecilievonhert… on #SoundCloud

Mozart wrote numerous letters, and even an entire song, focused solely on poop.