How to fix a broken heart: Shove dry noodles in it

I’m convinced relationships just ain’t for me.

This is my pet bee, Eric

Happy birthday to America's ass. The world's a better place, and I owe you a kiss on the cheek! ★

FML

ENOUGH

Someone on the Snapchat body mods story was listening to Palaye Royale’s Warhol and I’m here to find out who.

peter parker: listen. FUCK trains bucky: this guy gets it

You ever just think “what the fuck am I even doing anymore?”

why is january SO LONG, but next month is basically november??

"It's with a heavy heart that we inform you that screwing over the candidates that the people actually want is going to take a little bit longer than expected. We should have the correct amount of fuck over by morning though, don't worry." - Democratic Party

Animal crossing.

Our new Bastards palette. ❤️

But actually

I’m gonna be streaming Subnautica because I’m a fucking whore and I need followers so I can make an OnlyFans.

🚨 Live!! 🚨 On that grind again! Let's get those Halloween BP flowing!! twitch.tv/deanoxicate