This non-AI parody song is 🔥

Congratulations pussies.

Heeeeeeeere’s Cully!

Last moments of this boys life and the last thing he gets to hear is the voice of an impatient twat operator. Could she have been shorter or twattier? Did she have another, more important call than this poor dying boy to get to? I hope to god she was fired.

I delivered the Crash Davis speech to this beautiful woman like a god damn savant. I have no doubt she was slopping wet afterwards. #stories

Saw Jon in Warren @ Dels. There’s a joyous jolt of adrenaline when u see any Minifan in the wild. Like seeing a zoo animal out of its cage. I can’t help but feel there’s a certain pride & majesty in the confines of our The Kirk Minihane Show family but also a tinge of danger & uncertainty.

Thursday looms large: Dave Portnoy loves Brianna Chickenfry who hates the Jews, Kirk Minihane & Zach Bryan This show will beg the question, who are the bad guys? The biggest thing I’m looking forward to is, will Ryan Whitney have his blank stare polished & ready to roll.

This movie went so hard for a high school movie. When the “hero” decides to tell his dream girl that he loves her & the guy she loves is a scumbag, he arrives too late & actually sees her getting fucked while the song Oh No by the Commodores plays. A gutting moment in 80’s film.

Just wonderful.

Biodoomed.

Hey Grok Out of these candidates, who will be the next producer of the The Kirk Minihane Show ? Will it be Dave Cullinane or John Dales or P.R.C. or Johnny Stanton or KirkyCanada or Dash McKininnnnn™️GVE™️ or Other. Tell me who will win and why the rest will not win.

I’m not through it yet but “Take your time Joe, I like it when it’s slow like this.” had me laughing my balls off. Fucking rolling.

A little The Kirk Minihane Show homage to the late great Blind Mike drive.google.com/file/d/1RPXU70…

Tremendous coincidence that superfan Joe Matta produced on the same day that old fan CAITLIN OHARA called in. The two of them were cluelessly electric & I’m wondering if they staged it together or if this was simply an act of god. A monumentally comic masterpiece by Kirk & Justin

Old timey goodness. #coffeecabinet #delektas #warrenri

Many years ago, I worked on a private yacht. It was about 50 feet from the crows nest to the water which seemed like nothing. I didn’t fully grasp the width of the beam and I barely cleared the railing. Would’ve shattered my spine. At the very least I should’ve been fired.

Since I was a kid in my grandparents pool, the swimming season in Bristol has always been end of May until the 1st of October.

Welcome back Dave Cullinane