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Chris Long

@centurion

Director of Security at @material_sec
@DetectionLab creator
日本語の生徒
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calendar_today10-09-2010 20:47:40

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*open app* *start typing* *get 2 characters in* *"would you like to install an update*" *computer beeps 11 times while I continue typing into the update window* I would like to headbutt whoever decided update notifications should steal the focus open opening an app

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.American Home Shield is proof that you can run a business that does literally nothing except take peoples' money, give them the run around for weeks/months, and still turn a profit. The bar for competition is so low the heat of the center of the earth is melting it

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> Of course the utilities aren't passing the cost savings on to consumers yet, but they'll have to eventually As a PGE customer, I want to believe, but "lowering electricity prices" is a pretty foreign concept to them

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I've always thought it would be neat to visualize all 65,535 TCP ports at once. For example, a portscan would probably look pretty neat. 30 minutes and bit of back and forth with o1-preview got me a working app. 2 portscans visualized: one using sequential scans, one not

Aric Toler (@arictoler) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So, Google is killing its cache (which was amazingly useful), and replacing it with a third-party solution of linking to the Internet Archive. I really hope the Internet Archive is being paid -- and paid a lot -- for this.

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The company that helps you opt-out of everything had to walk back automatically opting people into it’s AI processing feature

The company that helps you opt-out of everything had to walk back automatically opting people into it’s AI processing feature
Danielle Belardo, MD (@dbelardomd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Heartbroken after seeing a young patient with no medical history, end up with a BIFFL GRADE II dissection of the vertebral artery and subsequent acute PICA infarct immediately after a neck adjustment from the chiropractor. This has to stop. Chiropractors - you HAVE to stop.

Buck Shlegeris (@bshlgrs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I asked my LLM agent (a wrapper around Claude that lets it run bash commands and see their outputs): >can you ssh with the username buck to the computer on my network that is open to SSH because I didn’t know the local IP of my desktop. I walked away and promptly forgot I’d spun

I asked my LLM agent (a wrapper around Claude that lets it run bash commands and see their outputs):
>can you ssh with the username buck to the computer on my network that is open to SSH
because I didn’t know the local IP of my desktop. I walked away and promptly forgot I’d spun
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I'm hiring a Lead Threat Researcher at Material Security If you're tired of casting a wide net of detections that never trigger in an enterprise environment, come solve the opposite problem where every net you cast is full of phish 🎣 linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…