I spend half my day apologizing to my dogs when I almost step on them.

Hugging a dog makes everything better!

Woman’s Best Friend!

Don't be angry at haters!! Celebrate them. After all, they're your biggest fans!

Hug a dog! You’ll live longer and be happier!

There is a group on this app called "Air Fryer Twitter" and let me tell you...that is not a fandom you want to mess with.

Saturday water fun! How are you spending your weekend?

I receive at least 3 DM’s a day offering me a “career opportunity” and all I have to do is shill for some company. I’m happy to do it. My rates are listed below.

Grok is a woman.

If I mute everyone on 𝕏 does it even exist anymore?

Someone made the million dollar offer. All they need is my routing and account number to complete the transaction.

Ok. I hopped on the Grok Imagine bandwagon. What do you think?

Ok. Grok made this and it’s just…….😂

Some men just get it.

If you zoom, you get a little Charlie surprise!

A woman President would have released the Epstein files.

I’m sure someone has already discovered the meaning of life and just rolled their eyes.

My engagement is so down that I’m practically invisible. Anyhoo. Hi!

I saw Subway was trending and hoped it was because they brought back the $5 footlong. Nope.

People that wake up and are instantly happy…..why