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Chaotic Noodle

@chaoschief9

Creating things for Tabletop RPGs. Active GM since 1981. PF1. Running games via Theudorne, my homebrew world. Male. Christian. American. MAGA! 🇺🇸

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It has come to my attention, once again, that I'm a terrible mind reader. I wonder, do women take a class in unreasonable expectations or is it a genetic gift? 🧠

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I have a passport. I don't fly because I'll get a DEI pilot for sure. Flying also used to be fun but hasn't been since 9/11 when Americans had to start removing their shoes and belts and became TSA suspects. 🇺🇸

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I had a date last night. She canceled because "Trump's a racist!" Dodged a bullet. I have a MAGA hat posted right on the dashboard of my Jeep Wrangler to weed 'em out! 🤣

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I don't remember. I stopped even before the plandemic because all it did was give me the fucking flu. I know this is difficult for the "scientific" medical dipshits but if your shit makes me sick, I don't want it.