Bro last night was a witty & irreverent comedy

Woke culture has gone way too far. Y’all know Dixie Damilio? Yeah. It’s just Damilio now

Just found out Stacy Abrams is jj Abrams daughter

My baby is gonna be born addicted to Diet Dr Pepper

I watch the show intervention almost every night and most of the addicts stories are like “my parents abandoned me etc.” but one guys was like “my choir teacher cheated on his wife”

Misandry is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

Ya know, I’ve been better and I haven’t been worse

Just got diagnosed w BPD (big personality disorder)

I am today years old

Taylor Swift gonna endorse Obama at the Super Bowl

Y’all gotta worry less about ur aura points and more about points on ur credit card cuz y’all have really bad credit tbh

365 (democratic) party girl ! Meet me at the polls if ur (votin that !) When I go to the polls I wanna hit those polls classic !!! I’m working late???? Cuz I’m THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENt!! You wanna guess the color of my party affiliation (blue !!! Vote blue no matter who !!)

The first woman president ! The first VP with a dui ! Now this is what America looks like !

Male Gaze Male Gays

I have the same thing that Tim waltz’s son has so this would be a great moment for you to pay attention to me actually !!

It’s not my world and you are just living in it

Ever since my cousin got divorced and got one of those apartments at the Americana, it’s always been my dream to live at the mall

Whenever I hear the baby shoes never worn thing I’m like why do y’all thing the baby died there are so many other things that could’ve happened

Im practicing something called intuitive living which is like intuitive eating but for all of life so basically you try not to do anything bad but if you really want to you do but thats alright