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Disney open but require mask. We not require mask but have “no open mouth smiling” rule. Not like people see smile at Disney under mask. Smile here seen (closed mouth). Safety of guest #1. -Raj

There is no swimsuit kareoke tonight. -Raj

Late 90 rock sensation Harvey Danger hosting live band “social distance karaoke” tonight. 8pm. -Raj (no request Flagpole Sitta, Harvey Danger hate Flagpole Sitta)

Please message if want to apply to be member. (verified only) -Raj

Donald Trump 86’d from Chateau since housekeeper Gloria catch him bopping his baloney in public hot tub. -Raj

Ted Cruz try to book room here last week but wife wife said Los Angeles was “filled with Mexicans” so they go to Cancun. -Raj

According to CDC assholes should shop stop staying here. -Raj

6:16am, day AFTER Easter. Adults only egg hunt just ended. Apparently someone add cocaine to many eggs. Huge mess up. Andy Dick still here. Raj need sleep. -Raj

Please don’t leave cocaine residue on lobby toilet. -Raj

Vote Rick Caruso! Too many poors in LA.

The Chateau isn’t just a place where celebrities die, it’s a place where celebrities thrive before they die. (working on new taglines) -Raj

Good morning. Hate that stuff like this happens, but a guest from the Gambier Islands brought three Coconut Crabs in luggage. Two get out. They don’t bite and not poisonous but if you see please DO NOT TOUCH. Call Raj at front desk immediately. -Raj

For writers picketing in Hollywood, our tap water will be discounted to $16/cup as long as strike goes. Must valet at front. #solidarity #wgastrike

We do not discriminate based on people’s sexual preferences but due to it being a property risk, JD Vance is no longer allowed to stay at the Chateau Marmont.

We’re doing $21 White Claw’s from 4-5pm today! Stop by say hi! -Raj

Many murders taken place here, very sad, but makes for good horror movie if you are in need of stories, Mr Mollner. Strange Darling = very good murder story. (this is not endorsement of murder) -Raj