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Less of a miracle when it's frozen, mate

Anyone who thinks that was a sieg heil should probably not see me making turn signals while biking

Sometimes, when you really need to pee, that's when you dance. Which dance, you ask?

Biology protocols handed down through generations of postdocs be like

Ah, yes, "Tes Thdpssssps".

Manganese? Actually, the language is called Japanese. Manga only refers to the writing system.

Who edited the babies? He did. Yes, exactly. Who? He. Look, just be clear: Did you edit the babies? Yu assisted, but He led the study. I didn’t edit any babies! Sure you didn't, but Yu did. Me? No, not Mi, Yu. Okay, let's get this straight. Who led the experiment? Hu wasn't

We know the "basic laws" that govern 99% of biology, just like we can draw all the forces on a double pendulum. Unfortunately, this alone is not enough to predict or manipulate the chance state of a chaotic system whose history we don't know. Ergo, stamp collecting

New phone, Houthis

Imagine being Miyazaki, pouring decades of heart and soul into making this transcendent beautiful tender style of anime, and then seeing thousands of people use it to reveal the tenderness and beauty in their lives that the camera cannot capture

eigenrobot Actually Jesus is like Donald Trump - Gains power by preaching how the Elites are corrupt - Sees a functioning economic system; decides to flip the tables - Becomes a bizarre personality cult

ai’s referring to their humans as their nonbinary partners

If the Ayatollah regime topples in the next couple of months, I would strongly suspect a fifth-year biology PhD student whose samples were all just blown up

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