Me at least 1,867 times a day

👀 Dallas Mavericks

Born to Love forced to say: "that's totally cool, I appreciate you being upfront and honest about how you feel and not leading me on. It was really nice getting to know you and I wish you all the best moving forward."

I gained a bit of weight recently and now I’m really worried I’m going to get traded to the Lakers

Undercover Woke Police 👮

I don’t speak French, can someone translate this for me?

it’s only a few months into the Trump administration and the days are already getting longer, I don’t know how he does it

Movie Talkers vs Movie Watchers with Otter Lee

I have a high self-esteem but low self-worth. So I think I’m amazing, but like… who cares what I think

Sorry I was late, I was emotionally singing in the shower far longer than I expected to

I think me and my work cyber security training have very different understandings of the phrase “worst case scenario”

God I’m so glad we’re back to the days of luring and scheming. We really are living in the Golden Age of America

Trying to find out what your friend in Tech actually does

POV: Slavoj Žižek is reading you a bedtime story

Depressive episode? Buddy I got a whole season

Epstein x Love Island

Allegedly!