If you voted for this, remove all the Jesus shit from your bio immediately.

Truth

I love Bootsy so much.

Not Elon Musk’s biggest fan, nor am I a hater…pretty neutral tbh. But him turning US politics into a 3 party system would be the best thing anyone has done for American democracy since Abraham Lincoln.

Well…The Phoenician Scheme is Wes Anderson’s best movie yet. Better than Grand Budapest, I’d say. I also suspect Michael Cera will be a fixture in every Anderson movie to come. Treat yourselves and rent it on Amazon Prime.

date: so, what do you do for work? me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shit.

100% accurate

Laughed at this way more than I should have

Bat symbol for divorced dads

I was a Navy SEAL for over a decade, so I know a few things about drawing a weapon. Technique *this bad* could only survive in a place where the people you’re shooting are unarmed. This only “works” because they’re shooting women and children. 🌈 The More You Know 🌈

I could watch these all day

Challenge: Create a warning sign about corvids that doesn’t actually make you want to have them as pets more.

Probably my favourite pizza in London at the moment

Late to the party here but Weapons was excellent. Up there with, if not better than, Longlegs. 10/10.

The only acceptable McDonald’s order, btw

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Obviously we don’t have the all the facts but at face value this is both the scariest and most insane thing I’ve read in years. How does one deport a Native American from the USA? (Yes I know there are Native American tribes from Canada, Mexico, Etc) apnews.com/article/immigr…