CSI Miami so crazy. Horatio Cain would find someone deceased on the floor of a bakery, take his glasses off, look straight into the camera and say “I guess that’s the way…the cookie crumbles” and then you’d hear “GAAAAAAAHHH YOU DONT FOOLED AGAIN. DONGEHVOOLEDAGAHEN. OH NO!”

This is what I will leave you with. At least until everything is deleted.

He is so....

There will never be too many angles of this Marta goal 🤩

He is so handsome my goodness

This is so vampire diaries. Everybody saving Elena. Bonnie doing most of it & not getting any credit

I think it makes more sense when we realize she doesn't always collab in person lol. She just has them do a little something, decides if she likes it and she puts it all together if she likes it

once again, thanks for nothing pennsylvania

We are about to test the limits of trial by jury

if they're smart noah centineo's people are enrolling him in acting lesson's as we speak

Not legal advice but Luigi: they've got you dead to rights. You'll lose any conventional defense. Find a lawyer who is willing to put on a show and make this, to the extent possible, a trial about the healthcare industry. Headlines every day. Theatrics.

It is interesting that violence carried out abroad does not count as “killing in cold blood to resolve policy differences”

screaming at this actually lmfao

So this is what y'all are paying for Twitter for? To do this?

Reactivated for the attention. I’m gonna be published, weeeee!

so they gave luigi a curly shape up, a clean face, and a cinematic perp walk on the pier and we’re not supposed to cheer?

Shoutout to my cousin Luigi

Luigi looking at the paper and then up at her is so funny. He's like "what does that say? What is that? Oh okay girl you got it"