If I lose we’re finally entering the max chill has a gun saga

he turned his dad into a belt

I’d like to publicly endorse 20 beers right into my fucking gut

I won the mayhem championship and now I’m going to huff as much paint thinner as I can to keep this high going

Wife’s boyfriend won’t give me my title back

I don’t even want to be a pro wrestler i just wanna fish

This has inspired a new generation of Max Chill

I maced my wife and kids

I shot a man in North Platte, Nebraska in November and haven’t felt sensation since

I have a mullet now twitter dot com

Max chill baby face promo

Neve Campbell in The Craft That’s the tweet

this but Four Loko

I load up twitter once a month just to make sure everyone I hate is still miserable

Jesus was a sandwich

Still thinking about the time I served a girl named Adolfina Hattler

I use AI to pretend my ex wife still likes me

Max Chill is going to execute Gable love

If you try to kayfabe me on social media I’ll post your home address

While buying cheesecake a man asked me for a dollar and I lied and said i didn’t have cash but I accidentally dropped my wallet infront of him so I had to turn heel and money spread on a fool