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Everyone needs to book Sh!t Theatre What's Left of Us Soho Theatre right now. Massive trigger warnings for grief but properly brilliant stuff. "We are not afraid of ashes. Ashes are the proof that fire was."* *I might be paraphrasing slightly. Just go see for yourself.

I would really love my spam messages to make a little more effort.

Hear me out - can we get a "Whoops all Scrooges" Christmas Carol The Old Vic next year where the entire cast is just everyone who's played him so far?

Hey friends! Otherland is now on sale Almeida Theatre and it's looking busy already! Get booking please, I think it's gonna be very special. (Extremely exciting cast announcement coming tomorrow I think?? 👀)

JUST LOOK AT THIS CAST!! (and more legends to follow)

What exciting news for Crucible Theatre! Surely only a matter of time before they add a fifth theatre, then a sixth, until eventually the NT is rebranded as Crucible South and the takeover is complete.

Does anyone have any smart tips for getting cats to stop attacking Christmas trees? Asking for a terror...

❌"It's her time of the month." Dull, hackneyed, obtuse. ✔️"She's fighting the Battle of the Somme." Intriguing, vivid, metal.

Fully interpreted this as a Dickens/Orwell mashup, which frankly I'm here for.

Lovely to see A Doll's House Crucible Theatre make the cut of The Stage's top 50 shows of the year!

Overheard two adults on the train: "Do you want to see Moana?" "Well *I* want to see Paddington, but..." "I think the child gets to choose."

Off to see Hadestown UK tonight and really looking forward to the part where we all get to shout 'she's behind you!'

Thanks for the recommendation WhatsOnStage! (I would replace 'romantic comedy drama' with 'phantasmagorical exploration of womanhood/epic voyage of self discovery' but this version probably sells more tickets)

I know this isn't the *main* thing wrong with this very stupid post, but I don't think you understood Whiplash, bro. Once again I am begging politicians to have an iota of media literacy.

Day one of Otherland rehearsals Almeida Theatre - feels like Christmas all over again!

Final weekend of Robin Hood Rose Theatre, and still some tickets left! Come see off the festive season in style... rosetheatre.org/whats-on/199/w…

A really special cast - you won't want to miss this one, I promise. ⬇️

Just a small shuffling exit from me, but time to leave the N*zi app... Going to leave this account up, but find me on Instagram (or I guess Bluesky? Are we doing that??). See you at the theatre maybe.