Christ we have to pay attention to M*ggie H*berman for another four fucking years.

I’ve long had a theory that the first female President will be a Republican. The only way half the country will vote for a woman is if a considerable portion of them thinks doing so also owns the libs.

damn that’s crazy that the only elections with voter fraud are the ones he loses

Setting my alarm to 30 minutes earlier each day so I get back into the habit of scrolling The Horrors™️ before getting out of bed.

Guy who’s had secret conversations with Putin for a year is now directly contributing to Ukraine policy. I am sure it will be fine.

ive seen so many of these on various trump “policy positions” and its just such a gigantic and depressing failure by the media

I guarantee the Epstein logs won’t be included in his search for truth.

Democrats logging off for the weekend:

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Rep. Mace's transgender bathroom measure: "They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."

An “interview” with Chris Hansen I’d bet.

"Wokeness has ruined Conducting" sounds like a Dril tweet lmao

If you are doing the whole drinking Thanksgiving Eve thing, walk or call an uber. Dont be a dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up.

Four more years of this shit. Jesus Christ.

Intensely watching gay porn to prove I’m not gay.

HIRING MANAGER: It says here under “qualifications” that you’re a recovering alcoholic? PETE HEGSETH: I want to be clear, that’s only if I get the job.

No.

Unfortunate, but necessary information