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Martin

@chrisinsalemma

Twitter sucks giant truck trailer hitch balls because the drivers of those trucks do not have any.

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calendar_today15-08-2009 16:43:18

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#3 from the Jeff Tiedrich list: Republicans were so busy protecting children from finding out that men can love men and women can love women that they forgot to protect them from being murdered in their classrooms.

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"I can't believe someone tried to assassinate Trump again!!" After his rhetoric destroying successful small towns across America, I can't believe it's only been tried twice. If he would just adjust his message, this would never happen. And why is it always right wing gun nuts?

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Dorothy Parker would be proud if she could read this review. In the pantheon of first lady memoirs, Melania Trump’s is something else washingtonpost.com/books/2024/10/…

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So much weather manipulation conspiracy out there, and yet those spreading it are voting for the party that DOESN'T know how to control the weather? Huh...

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So the people who wear diapers outside their pants, garbage bags as dresses, and tampons on their ears as bandages get to decide who runs this country. I was completely wrong about everything. And Trump was right: America is a shithole.