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Ooh! I hope someone captured that on their phone!! 😂

🚨 TOTTENHAM 25/26 SQUAD BREAKDOWN In short, we have a big registration issue for Europe… Going to break it down in this thread to explain how we might solve it if we want to make the signings we need 🧵

oh gosh this is gorgeous

Go Tigers! 🏉

Bath v Leicester Prem final 🏉

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Your Mum waits 40hours for an ambulance so BP don’t have to pay tax. Your kids can’t afford University so Amazon don’t have to pay tax. Your sister can’t get housing so Google don’t have to pay tax. Your Gran lost her Winter Fuel Payment so Vodaphone don’t have to pay tax.

Here’s a joke circulating in Germany: What borders on stupidity? Mexico and Canada…

A govt making amendments to a bill, having listened to its MP's, who in turn have been listening to their constituents? Sounds a bit like democracy in action, rather than 'screeching U-Turn', you hysterical drama queens #BBCBreakfast #R4Today #WelfareReformBill

Since Boris Johnson came to power, there were 142 Tory U-turns. In one case, 3 in one day. I listed and documented them on a thread which ran from Dec 2019 to June last year. On each of them, #BBC’s Mason declined to ever use the word ‘U-turn’.

This won't be the last Tour de France, of course, but it feels a bit like it as ITV4's nonpareil broadcasting team -- Gary Imlach, Ned Boulting 🏳️‍⚧️, David Millar, Daniel Friebe etc -- prepare for their lap of honour. Nice piece on a sad farewell. theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun…

Spot of🏏? Don’t mind if I do!! #Edgbaston

Article in the Daily Mail today describes the Chancellor's upset in the chamber as looking like "a hormonal collapse from another femme failure who can't cope when the going gets tough. A woman who wilts like a stick of damp rhubarb..." What century is this?! #LevesonNow

So, we can finally reveal the plan for July 2026. The story carries on. I hope you want to be part of it. Please sign up here to be on the journey with us. neverstraysfar.com

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Supporting The Lionesses & Djokovic from The Back Dog! ⚽️ 🎾

My drawing of 28 Spurs Greats printed on to a mug ✍️☕️⚽️ As always any retweets would be greatly appreciated 👍🤞 #spurs #spursy #Tottenham

Looking forward to reading this! Odds & Sods amzn.eu/d/6bLZWXY

Fail to clean up you dog's poo and you're fined £1000. Dump billions of litres of shit in Britain's rivers and you're in line for a six-figure annual bonus.