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THIS IS SO PERFECT😭😭😭

And that's what I call a booty clap back

I don't know if it exists, but SiriusXM should have a Quincy Jones channel. From pop, to jazz, to TV and movie scores...

took 4 effing years but BREONNA TAYLOR's MURDERER HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY! ! !

Happy for the new legion of Black Women finally joining me in the deep rest practice of "you not gonna worry me. I've done enough." Been waiting for you since 2013 when I started the research/experimentation for this Ministry. We Will Rest!

i get to be black and weird bc of a lot of people but esp bc of her

- Sister Mary Clarence snapped.

I just taught myself how to play "Oh Canada" on my clarinet. Learning other anthems

I need Phil Collins to do a remake of the "Land of Confusion" video and replace the puppets with the current characters (Trump, Elon, Putin etc)

If Joe Rogan and Theo Von can pick the President, you can too. Keep your nose to the grindstone, stay podcasting, get to open mics, you go girl!

Quick tip for my young black working ladies new to corporate America: If you don’t volunteer to be the office mascot, count your days!

It's not flu season anymore, it's plague season

Someone on here said "Cam Newton dresses like he controls a hot air balloon." I cackled and haven't been able to unsee it since then.

Friends! I'm hosting a new Sirius/XM radio show on Conan O'Brien Radio, channel 104. We listen to 8 comedians do a late night set on CONAN or Late Night. We pick from library that spans 28 years. Airs ET: Weds 5 PM, 8 PM Thurs 6 AM Fri 3 PM Sat 4 AM, 9 PM Sun 7 AM Tues4 AM/11 AM

Shout out to the folks in LA who kept their Christmas lights up. We can use that joy right now.

“Put a little window in that hole.” - Aunt Dionne Warwick last night in the car asking for the window to be rolled up instead of saying it like a normal person

Not on brand for me to say it this way but... Anime n*ggas LOVE me!

Can we talk about how we need to retire these phrases forever🤢: 1. "I did a thing" 2. "Fur baby" 3. "I'm not crying you're crying" 4. "I'm just gonna leave this here" 5. "This." 6. "So that happened" 7. "My person" 8. "Adulting" 9. "The struggle is real." 10. "All of the feels"

I feel like I stress my journal OUT!