I swear to God if the Aliens screw up football season I’ll never forgive them

Slavery was standard practice throughout Earth until it was almost entirely ended principally by Anglo-American forces in the 19th and 20th centuries. Slavery still exists in some parts of the world btw. I’m not suggesting Britain was purely angelic, but, nonetheless, this is

The last look at my bed before leaving for work

Unpopular opinion: 20° with snow is better than 95° and humid

I'm generally a staunch defender of the economics profession but the fact that an 80 year old reality show star and his ragtag crew of like 5 alabama university undergrads are running circles around 10 thousand PhDs for a year now does raise some questions one cannot ignore

Pay down the debt first.

EMERGENCY RATE CUTS NOW

CNN: "The Donald Trump administration is the most influential this century & probably dating back a good portion of last century." "Trump is remaking the U.S.A." "This year we're talking about NEGATIVE net migration. My goodness gracious!"

Me: “I promise I will behave myself when watching football with your friends” Me when it’s 2nd and 4 in the 1st quarter of a 3-3 game:

It's only gerrymandering if it comes from the gerrymander region of France, otherwise it's just tactical redistricting

80% of crime could be eliminated by expelling criminals with 3+ prior arrests Crime is a policy choice

I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s not authoritarianism when the federal government does stuff that’s defined in the constitution.

In case you missed it: A record 91% of fund managers surveyed by Bank of America now believe US stocks are overvalued.

“Trump is a threat to our Democracy!” New York Times columnists:

It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.

This has become a kind of summer ritual at the Times:

Evidence that Democrats purposely allowed the southern border to remain open.

There is LOT of ice on Mars! Even much of the red-colored parts are actually just dusty glaciers.

Georgia should teach this to players when they see their teammate reaching for the car keys after a night out

I hate the future…