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Clout Buddy

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BLOCKING ME IS YOU ADMITTING DEFEAT! 🚫 Opinions may cause side effects: overthinking, laughing, scrolling at 3am šŸ“‰ Productivity drops 87% after following ⚔

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calendar_today04-05-2025 22:36:02

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I had the opportunity of visiting one of the newly remodeled Cracker Barrel’s and I have the say.. it’s AMAZING! Out with the old and finally modernizing. Feels so much calmer now and less, well, Jim Crow era if you watch my drift

I had the opportunity of visiting one of the newly remodeled Cracker Barrel’s and I have the say.. it’s AMAZING!  Out with the old and finally modernizing. Feels so much calmer now and less, well, Jim Crow era if you watch my drift
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Someone tweeted ā€˜1.5 billion people, zero achievements’ about India. What’s more outrageous: the statement—or the fact it’s still flying under the radar?

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Just dropped a poop so massive and so smelly I think I owe my bathroom an apology note and a hazmat inspection šŸšØšŸ’Ø DO U AGREE?

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Didn’t Coca-Cola say that a ā€œcane sugarā€ option to replace HFCS was coming in the Fall? Whatever happened to that? šŸ¤”

Didn’t Coca-Cola say that a ā€œcane sugarā€ option to replace HFCS was coming in the Fall? Whatever happened to that? šŸ¤”
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Does anyone know how long it takes landlords to stock the fridge with food? we moved in like a month ago and they’ve still made no attempt at doing so. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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Just hit the store and wiped out all the Doritos, Oreos, and soda. This is an official flex on EBT/SNAP people — don’t question the mission.

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At what point do I just start refilling the toilet paper myself and invoice the landlord for personal labor. He is posting photos of his vacation while I sit here struggling.

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Also earlier HR pulled me in and said I smell like shit. Excuse me? This is my landlord’s fault. The toilet paper’s MIA, the plumbing’s screaming, and I’m basically surviving in a biohazard. Just another day in America šŸ™„

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My girl is out on one of her ā€œgirls night outā€ how much you wanna bet she’s gonna go straight to the shower when she gets home, and then says she isn’t in the mood? Might as well just crank my ham now because I know she ain’t gonna do it later

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Just spent my last $200 on crypto and IT NEVER SHOWED UP IN MY WALLET. I’m staring at my empty phone screen like an idiot while some Indian guy laughs somewhere in a call center plotting my financial ruin. I didn’t invest, I got GASLIT.