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I think we have a TE. #Panthers

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET!!!!

Choose wisely.

WHERE IS JIM CANTORE? I FEEL LIKE HE SHOULD BE INVOLVED SOMEHOW.

The flag outside Nude Africa is flying at half staff.

5% OF ARE PRECINCTS REPORTING THAT 95% HAVE NOT REPORTED.

Wonder if Mark Robinson is going to pick up a few pizzas tonight and...

HOW IS IT NOT 3 AM ALREADY?

On the bright side, I’m sure we’ll have lots of material …

Panthers v. Giants. Loser stays in Germany the rest of the season. Who says no?

The good news about being a Charlotte Hornets fan is that someday I'll die.

We probably need to do a song or two from Cabaret at this point...

We are in Biff's timeline

BREAKING: Wind.

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Against everyone's better judgement... Charlotte Squawks is BACK, celebrating its milestone 20th season (!!) and they certainly have a lot to work with this year. 😅 Don’t miss Charlotte Squawks: 20th Censure-y Squawks LIVE at Booth Playhouse June 5 – June 28! Tickets go on sale to

TICKETS ON SALE AT NOON TODAY!!!! (Sorry for the misinformation, we forgot to say we operate on Mountain Time around here...)

Damn, Squawkers! We haven't even opened ticket sales to the general public and the first seven nights are already IN THE YELLOW!?!?!?!👀👀👀 I guess we should start writing some songs...

ATTENTION CHARLOTTEANS: The Charlotte Squawks 20 scripts have been printed!!! Please refrain from making any major news between now and June 28. Minor news is encouraged. And bad days. We need a few more bad days.