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Does anyone keep track of the ChristianX debate cycle? Guess this week is whether Jesus had siblings. Dispy a few weeks ago. What’s next on the docket?

This meme is thinking of the Episcopalians.

I heard the Moderator of the General Assembly has called a crusade. The Templar committee will report its recommendations in 2042 for approval.

Do I lose my Reformed card if I cross myself (sparingly)?

Tbf, before this scandal, I had forgotten how much I like Coldplay.

Romanists set to overtake Anglicans in England for the first time since the Reformation and now this?? Philip II played the long game, mad respect

Another Saturday. Another black tie gala.

The most offensive text I’ve ever received

A church buddy of mine grew up Particular Baptist in England (yes, they still use the correct term). But he said it gave very isolated compound vibes where everyone marries their cousin. 😬 Glad he saw the Presby light.

Hey Grok, based on ALL my tweets, I am: Which dictator? Which philosopher? Which fictional character? Which politician? Which religious figure? Which historical figure? Which artist?

Don’t forget the chief commandment of the Orange Catholic Bible.

There are only 10^23 stars in the observable universe. Space would be nothing but shrimp.

My pledge dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen

“Less” is a perfectly acceptable comparative for both countable and uncountable nouns. It’s a made-up distinction from the 18th century, and sanctimonious self-appointed grammarians always use it as some sort of gotcha. Do not be a “fewer” person.

Remind me. Does WSC Q1 tell us to “enjoy this life” or to enjoy God forever? (Old South Church UCC, Boston)

I’ve been too invested in this conspiracy theory. I need a hobby.

How was my 12th great-grandmother condemned for witchcraft in Salem but I can’t even conjure my own house keys?