Donate to help my friend raise much-needed funds for #menshealth this #Movember – for all the dads, brothers, sons and mates in our lives. Stop men dying too young. movember.com/m/15063311?mc=…

😅 I’VE SAID IT BEFORE, and I’ll say it again… I absolutely love coaching our Tots Football Fun superstars! It’s brilliant watching their imaginations run wild as a cone turns into a roundabout, steering wheel, turtle, piece of treasure, the list is endless!

Normal service has resumed….. 9-3 loss to Btown. Some absolutely comical defending rounds off a shambles of a morning. Goalscorers Weller, Grenock & OG. Club statement pending….

Merry Christmas to all of our friends, supporters, YOHAH UNITED and our followers. 2023 has been a special year where we have had more fines than points. We return in the new year full of bread sauce, meat and lager - ready to go again. Enjoy your days 🎄

Tomorrow Oscar and his mum will be walking around The Beacon with a bucket collecting donations for Duchenne UK. Oscar is the grandson of former player and goalkeeper coach Tim Edwards. Oscar was diagnosed with Duchenne muscular dystrophy back in Sept.Please donate what you can.

New year new Hill? No chance. We return this Sunday to face our good friends Hove FC ⚽️, a game that always provides entertainment. Finally we’re able to return to the Vicky Park carpet in only our second home game all season. Come down and support the boys - 1030 KO.

Vintage start to the new year: 2-0 up playing some nice football in the first half ✅ Pitch looking like the battle of the Somme ✅ Throwing away 2-0 lead ✅ Comedy mix up at the back with 5 mins to go ✅ Tired legs in second half as lifestyle habits catch up with us ✅

Final score 2-2 Goal-scorers: Bum hands & AJB

Desmond 2-2 W/ Fatboys this morning. Conditions really played their part with the team going down the hill winning each half 2-0. Good fight back from the chaps. Standout performances in defence was the post and the bar. MOM for the Hill - Stu Brown 🌟 ⚽️ Paul ⚽️ Enty

Today we play at the absolutely ridiculous time, at 8pm (😂) at Ringmer vs Peacehaven Athletic. I would say come down and support the boys but you’ll most likely be in bed.

This is a painfully long wait…

Horrible 8pm kick off ✅ Out of the cup ✅ Two local rivals won the league and cup ✅ Dog pissed on the kit ✅ Shipped 5 goals ✅ Still bottom of the league on 0 points ✅ If Carlsberg did Sundays… #007 #LicenseToThrill

This weekend we play Hassocks Fatboys FC, champions of the Premier Division, in the 50/50 cup group B, which is the bottom half of table teams against each other. Hope that’s clear. Always a great game against our local friends. 1030 KO,Vicky Park - come on down 🤝⚽️

No game tomorrow, which means at last, the season is over. After a double promotion last year. We finish the league campaign on 0 points, making history. Double relegation 🙏 . We will now head back to the drawing board and attempt to rebuild for next year, if we make it.

It’s with a heavy heart we announce that we are Club De Finished. After being put into the Prem and losing every week against better sides we decided this isn’t fun anymore, funny that. We’ve had a proper laugh. Who knows we might be back one day for more debauchery.