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South Park Rips President Dana White in Season 35 Opener

Sick of hearing how a bar or a restaurant is "Anthony Bourdain's favorite in [city]." He didn't declare favorites. Also he's been dead for seven years. It's all bullshit and anyone using his name to sell bad food to idiots can get fucked.

Wait. Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

I recorded a podcast tonight about the soundtrack to Caddyshack, I did my terrible Rodney expression, and I tried to cover up the fact I’ve become what Patton Oswalt called “B-word Fat.” When it comes out I hope you will listen to it. Thanks for your attention to this!

Went to a non dive bar earlier today and it was strange sitting amongst a bunch of people who don’t hate themselves and the choices they’ve made. Uncomfortable, even. Bunch of weirdos!

CADDYSHACK turned 45 years old today, and coincidentally I just recorded a Soundtracker episode with Clue Heywood that also released today, which you can listen to for just $3 over on the Soundtracker Patreon, linked down below patreon.com/posts/13495072…

My third podcast appearance ever! Click here, subscribe or pay three bucks, and hear how unfunny I am in real life while I discuss the classic dude movie CADDYSHACK and its Loggins-heavy soundtrack! x.com/UweBollocks/st…

Alright yes I’m plugging my most recent podcast appearance—I got invited back on Soundtracker not because I was so good at talking about “Disorderlies” last year but because I am their free lawyer. Anyway here’s 90 minutes on the classic dude movie CADDYSHACK!

all jokes aside I think it's great the son feels comfortable opening up to his mom about his mental illness x.com/JRMajewski/sta…

The commercial where the groomsmen hand out Coors lights to the whole wedding makes me so mad, I mean they can’t be ice cold, from a basket, how can anyone properly enjoy them. Use a Yeti or something, guys.

Seeing reports that Vegas is really hurting right now. GOOD. We had a chance to get rid of it in 2020 due to a pandemic. If Vegas’s own hubris ultimately destroys it, even better.

On the bright side of this apparent air travel crisis it looks fun as hell sliding down an emergency slide

Pirates might be a good name for that team over the last 30 years tbh, playing baseball with one eye and one leg and whatnot

"Yeah it's hearsay. I'm here saying it, brother."