Is there an NBA game going on ALL the time?

Yet to hear a single argument for criminalising laughing gas that couldn't be equally applied to alcohol.

Immobilised by Rassam’s.

Had a lovely run in the hills above Thornton but somewhat tainted by being chased out of a field by two cows. Supposed to be placid beasts aren’t they?

Bradford, though.

Bounce bounce bounce

I’m absolutely too old for this shit.

I am now getting actual tweets in my timeline about b*sketball!!!!! I have never expressed any interest in the sport!

Seriously... I haven't watched cricket since I stopped drinking either.

What the hell is this?

All the things wrong with Twitter, and it's that little dog that has finished me off, I think.

Avenue.

Pies.

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Skunk Anansie are a ridiculously underrated 90s band. The lead singer's voice can be a feminine, raspy purr then the next second a full force sledgehammer crashing into your cranium. Amazing live too.