@coliegestudent
what's the move
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calendar_today16-12-2012 20:35:21
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a month ago
Direct deposits > good morning texts
It's been "one of those days" for like three years now
25 days ago
18: can I buy a bottle of wine? USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible 18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education? USA: in fact we encourage it
19 days ago
me: "I'll only go out for one drink" also me, 4 hours later after 13 beers:
18 days ago
just noticed sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures
17 days ago
I would like to thank myself, for teaching myself everything this semester
16 days ago
college is just paying thousands of dollars to procrastinate in a different city
15 days ago
[to the starbucks barista] can you just fuck me up?
14 days ago
I just realized that I only drink coffee and tequila
13 days ago
adding water to your soap to "extend its lifespan"
I didn’t fail the class, the class failed me. Emotionally
11 days ago
Fork found in kitchen
Here we gooooo
4 days ago
Good for them.
3 days ago
My brain has two modes: “we have time” and “it’s already too late”
2 days ago
I want to learn how to budget but that would require having money to spend in the first place
a day ago
you know you're in college when you think "I could nap on that bench" unironically
2 hours ago
My bar for success is so low. Like if I send one email, it’s been a productive day