We said take the orange racist and God tried but got confused 😕

Holy shit, Kidd Bandit is coming to the Dojo! This is absolutely huge, and it’s for everyone’s favourite show on the calendar every year, Relentless Rules!

Seems legit. Also, thanks to Vidiots, I definitely need to reply with “Hi Evelyn, it’s Bobbi Babalooney”, right?

Well, TrillerTV - ball’s in your court for the UK fans. (Admittedly we do already get loads included in AEW Plus, fair play. But we want em all!)

Kicks on kicks on kicks on kicks on kicks. Also fucking chaotic stipulation. 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖓 and Relentless Rules just go together…

This week’s #ChartOfTheWeek shows us just how totally normal SummerSlam is. #WWE #SummerSlam

Amazing this modern world, the thousands of hours of content at our fingertips, a world of new stories and experiences. Anyway, I’ve started my 37th rewatch of House. The awful washed out filter over the whole pilot episode never fails to throw me. Why did they do it?!

Yet another reason to love Kidd Bandit: Quoting the most underrated song in Yellowcard’s entire discography. (Fucking fight me, it’s true, that violin intro bursting into the riff makes me feel like I could run through a wall.)

I turned 10 on August 12, 2002. Therefore, it was just about Low Ki, the second ever champion, who won the belt 5 days earlier. The title had only existed for 2 months…

Eddie Guerrero vs Will Ospreay would be the greatest match of all time.

I cannot even remember the last time I felt this optimistic as a Birmingham fan. Opening game against the bookie’s favourites for the league, down from the Prem last season, and we’re all over them. Well deserved lead. This is unbelievable.

It HAS to be Nigel. Nigel vs ZSJ at the O2 is a legitimately insane prospect.

Balloons and whatnot.

Stacked card of stipulation fun on Friday - it’s Relentless Rules time!

Real recognises real - we always loved having you at Kamikaze too Veda, proud you’re a part of the Late Night Big John’s crew!

Genuinely, we’ll never see another leap in technology like the move from PS2 to PS3. It felt like owning a spaceship or something.

*extremely Creed voice* - Hello my friend, we meet again…

Thank you to Kamikaze Pro, thank you to the fans, and thank you to the performers. It was an honour to take the mic once more. Also I announced kidd bandit キッド・バンディット and only did a tiny little mark-out. She’s fucking great - and 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆𝖓 matched her wonderfully. Run it back.

Also shoutout to MAN LIKE DEREISS who is too fucking kind about my work. Legend.

Gonna start thinking of match stipulations for Chantal at Relentless Rules 5 now…