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The Edinburgh Fringe isn't even two months away now! 😁 (ENTIRELY ACCURATE cartoon of the comedy year by Roz Chast.)

London! We've made Sunday's Park Theatre line-up EVEN BIGGER & BETTER, adding Dru Cripps and Levi Meltzer to the bill, alongside Tiernan Douieb (from offof our podcast!), Charlotte Cropper and Matt Green! See you in #FinsburyPark at 3pm! 🎟️parktheatre.co.uk/event/comedy-c…

the 6 year old opposite me on the train when i got my switch 2 out

Being able to live-stream music from Glastonbury is such a gift. Up close! No massive trek between stages! You can rewind & ffwd! YES, you ARE at the mercy of your internet signal, and it MIGHT drop out just before Supergrass sing "we're alriiiight", but that is also v. funny.

me [forgetting the alamo]:

One of the kids in today's Park Theatre audience wanted to hear a song about nightmares, glad Dru Cripps went with another's suggestion of NO MORE HOMEWORK, it was a rallying cry - albeit rendered in jazz form - and wasn't as overwhelming as eg this article.

My online schools event is tomorrow - it’s still not too late to sign your class up for an hour of fun! Here’s the sign up link tringbookfestival.co.uk/venues/virtual…

“I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.” Rejoice: @TheLindaLindas are playing London for the first time. August 21, O2 Academy Islington. Age limit 8+. Age of D2 on August 21: 8 years 2 days. See you there #GirlsToTheFront dice.fm/event/mxq7dw-t…

Fancy a giggle in great company? Join us this summer at: 🎟️Park Theatre on Sun 20th July & 24th Aug 🎙️Assembly Festival for #edfringe 1st-24th Aug 🎟️Fringe by the Sea on Sun 10th Aug 🎙️The Woodville on Fri 22nd Aug 🎟️Victoria Theatre Hx & Big Feastival on Sat 23rd Aug comedyclub4kids.co.uk/gigs/

taking your keys on a trip feels so silly it’s like hmm yeah lemme bring these just in case where i’m going they have My Door

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When your mum lets you wear your football top to your cousin’s christening but only on the condition that you wear your ‘nice shorts’.

Looking for the perfect birthday present? 🎁 Want to make that family day out extra special? 🤩​ Join us at any one of our Family Friendly shows at The Victoria Theatre, Halifax! 🎟️ Book at tinyurl.com/2k9vetux Dizzy O'Dare anythingcouldhappen Comedy Club 4 Kids #FamilyFun #Kids

*sits bolt upright* The spaceship in Elio doesn't just LOOK like Richard Scarry's apple car, at times it is also piloted by Glordon, a space worm!

On this week’s Radio Nonsense pod the guest is Emily-Jane has a Knobbly Bottom (book!), who talks to Tiernan about oceans of peanut butter and her brilliant new book Cringe Club (simonandschuster.co.uk/books/Cringe-C…). Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/2f3ea5 Available all places podcasts exist.

Just. Wow. As we went over Mexico and the U.S. this morning, I caught this sprite. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. We have a great view above the clouds, so

Got the workshoppers to think about things that are normal in one context, and WEIRD in another. Like unzipping your front door: fine if you're camping, disconcerting elsewhere. Anyone other than firefighters travelling by pole! And solving problems by spraying water at them!