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Cookie Urch

@cookieurch

Middle class woman of a certain age.

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calendar_today31-08-2015 10:18:23

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Tooting is hotter than Thailand rn, so I’ve made pad Thai for supper which, with the humidity of 200%, takes me right back.

Tooting is hotter than Thailand rn, so I’ve made pad Thai for supper which, with the humidity of 200%, takes me right back.
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The only drawback I can see here is that God isn’t real and the Bible is a work of fiction. Genocide on the other hand is very real and happening right now.

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A technical error according to the genocidal IDF. Maybe if they weren’t deliberately starving Gazans, herding them into areas and then fucking bombing them they wouldn’t be making ‘technical errors’.

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Am I understanding this: He’ll release the Epstein files. There are no Epstein files. Obama and Hillary wrote the Epstein files. Trump is a paedophile. Is that right? #TrumpPedoFiles

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David Mencer is an evil lying piece of shit who clearly has such a deep hatred for Palestinians that he refuses to see what he and his equally evil government and IDF ‘soldiers’ are doing is genocide, be that by starvation or dropping bombs on children. #StopTheGenocide

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Drove past Gary Lineker waiting to cross the road earlier. Said to 16 ‘oh look it’s Gary Lineker’. Her response was ‘yeah yeah whatever, but look at his gorgeous dog, not him’. Tbf she did have a point, it was a lovely doggo.

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16 wants to eat salmon most days so I’m trying to come up with 100 different ways to do it. Number 3 went down very well. Loosely based on red braised pork, with garlicky sesame noodles. Bloody tasty.

16 wants to eat salmon most days so I’m trying to come up with 100 different ways to do it. Number 3 went down very well. Loosely based on red braised pork, with garlicky sesame noodles. Bloody tasty.
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Israel lying? Surely not. Weird how they’ve now ‘paused’ a blockade that they apparently weren’t controlling. #stopthegenocide