🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

I haven’t seen a Subway that accepts coupons in 6 years

I can’t tell whether AI is us going in the right direction (humans capable of things faster) or the wrong direction (AI taking over avenues we use as forms of entertainment and business now, i.e music, art, poetry etc.). AI art should not be thought of as “original” by the maker.

Mitch McConnell should fall down a flight of stairs on accident

I’m feeling very Aang today: I want to steal fundamental abilities from my enemies.

If I don’t get tomato on my burger I should pay less for it

So instead of sending a Tweet am I gonna have to send a sXt? Elon Musk

Don’t judge people, support constructively

She ask if I wanna get mascara with her, I ask are you in your “masc era”?

When did I start to feel like “have a good day” is an ableist statement?

In the most respectful way possible… I’d put that kid up for adoption

Resumes are outdated now. Just give me the job

Police overlooking crimes on dairy, call them lactose tolerant

Could we put a quota on certain baby names every year so I don’t have seven 30 year old Johns I have to keep in check at work?

Bumping Oshi No Ko in the gym

It’s not just music it’s a passion. Dave

apnews.com/article/mcconn… Let the record show 2 days ago I was at work and had nothing to do with the fall

Let em know

You think Voldemort could get a deviated septum?

I put milk in my bowl before the cereal Call me a cereal killer

My Pokémon TCG packs today were ass