Michelle Mone still owes the UK £223,000,000 as decided by the courts 18 months ago. When is she going to be forced to pay?

Whatever Kuenssberg can do, Victoria Derbyshire can do better. Victoria Derbyshire to replace Laura Kuenssberg on the BBC? RT if you agree.

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I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage MP fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Douglas Murray thinks the army should be sent in to deal with immigrants because he doesn't want them here. If you don't want Douglas Murray and his hate here, Like. If you really don't want him RT.

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Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop. Please have a look at my shop and retweet to spread the word. Thanks. gailmyerscough.co.uk

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Reginald D Hunter has been accused of antisemitism and had his shows cancelled because he stood up for Palestine. Like if you stand with Reginald RT if you support Palestine

Apparently Reform leader Nigel Farage MP believes two thirds of Brits would back joining Russia & Belarus as the only European countries outside the European Convention on Human Rights. If you think he’s talking boll**** RT this to let him know inews.co.uk/news/politics/…

Conservatives This tweet is so funny I've just forgotten that Boris's staff were being sick on the walls of Downing Street while i couldn't go to my mate's funeral. Brilliant comms, cheers!

Anybody want a smile on their face as wide as the Thames. Then watch this. “Massage Parlour” Joe Brown, Steve Marriott, Chas & Dave. It doesn’t get much better than this Kate Garner PunkAndNewWave Making Time ROPoem Danny Baker

I got to do the cover art for a live version of my favourite album by The Fall! Still pinching myself. A massive thanks to Marc, Steve, Craig and Paul for getting me involved.

What you up to tomorrow afternoon? I’ll be at the Old Severn Bridge on the English Side at approx 3pm… maybe I’ll sign my first book of the tour! All in aid of Refugee Action!

Laura Kuenssberg is paid £325,000 - £329,999. Retweet if you think she is overpaid.

Happy October the 1st. In tribute to the spookiest month of all, here’s a very stupid Siouxsie Sioux/Bewitched mashup I thought of earlier today.