A lot of centrists out there who'll speculate about sci-fi futures where we colonize Mars and live for centuries, but who'll also describe free buses and cheap public grocery stories as fantastically utopian.

So, had the deal been struck, we would know where the stockpile is, and where the equipment is. Now, as Trump has turned back towards a deal, we have no idea.

As a Citizen reentering the US, the CBP can access your electronic devices and copy its content and then scan it for evidence of a crime. It will be retained for up to 15 years. Or longer, if one of Elmo's DOGE Bros copy it to their laptop. cbp.gov/travel/cbp-sea…

as ABC's This Week, NBC's Meet the Press and CNN's State of the Union all demagogue and smear Mamdani today over a phrase he never said remember that in 631 days of genocide in Gaza none of these shows have ever once platformed a single Palestinian or Palestinian-American.

JD Vance Hey Grok can you explain to JD Vance in an Appalachian accent that we know he is lying about immigrants on Medicaid..

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Yoohoo, Bad Legal Takes

"We have certain things in common, Jeffrey"

Okay, here's how this lie works: 1. everyone agreed that Russians did not hack election infrastructure 2. everyone agreed Russia meddled with the election in other ways, such as hacking the DNC and releasing emails from Podesta et al Tulsi intentionally confuses the two.

Now we're into the the-intelligence-assessment-was-suspiciously-close-to-what-actually-happened-isn't-that-weird phase of things:

I got heartburn from the leftover Popeyes I reheated, so I fired my air fryer.

Half of Trump's campaign promises were lies that everyone believed and the other half were truths that nobody believed

Goldman's latest (still very early) analysis of tariff effects thru June 2025: -Foreign exporters absorbed 14% of US tariffs -US companies ate 64% -US consumers ate 22% -Protected US companies also raised prices -Consumers will see bigger price increases (70%) thru the Fall

In this video montage, JD Vance says: 1. He “never liked” Trump. 2. Trump never “tells the truth”. 3. Trump is a “total fraud”. 4. Trump doesn’t “care about folks” . 5. He “can’t stomach” Trump.

If we keep talking about the Epstein files there’s a chance they keep killing conservative media personalities

seems way more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk to completely bungle the case and let the guy who killed him escape than posting an uncouth hot take online imo

Holy hell, Andrew it's your best shot yet.