Dazzling Urbanite (@crabwithahat) 's Twitter Profile
Dazzling Urbanite

@crabwithahat

Ask me again at 4am, when I finally remember what my clever bio is

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average brainrot (@jblniksandr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

COMPILING A THREAD OF FISHY FACTORS IN THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 🧵 PLEASE, IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER THINGS I MISSED, DO COMMENT THEM:

Frank Conniff (@frankconniff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My new sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMLERS won't improve our current situation at all. It might possibly entertain you and make you laugh. I hope so. It's what I have to offer to the world right now. Available in paperback and ebook at dumb-industries.com.

My new sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMLERS won't improve our current situation at all. It might possibly entertain you and make you laugh. I hope so. It's what I have to offer to the world right now. Available in paperback and ebook at dumb-industries.com.
DougJBalloon (@dougjballoon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

While I'm discouraged that my fellow citizens elected a criminal as their president, I'm proud that I downplayed his criminality enough to maintain my status as a neutral reporter.