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CreamyCraig69

@craigkellymp

The male erection is a myth

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calendar_today07-04-2024 07:25:20

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Elon is a massive fuckwit but he didn’t do a nazi salute, come ON, there are tonnes of valid reasons to fucking despise him, but this is a really really stupid one.

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From a postmodernist lens, it’s not tax fraud, I just have a different conception of my income last financial year that isn’t accepted by the majority in the ATO. My court hearing is the product of a repressive dominant narrative.

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People who finish year 12 seem far more willing to ‘respect the advice of climate experts’ like they’re thinking something we’re not 🤨. What do they know? What have they been told that we aren’t 🤨🤨

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Being J.D Vance’s wife would be awesome because you’d spend most of your time knowing you’re the smartest person in the room

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How did all middle-aged overweight women coordinate to learn the same resting bitch face to use on minimum wage staff at cheap restaurants

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Teenage straight women treat Chappell Roan’s music with the same hysterical enthusiasm for a seemingly foreign culture that boring white people treat supermarket mexican food they can make at home.

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It’s very funny hearing suburban retirees claim to be ‘outraged’ about something. Like yes, u go girl, take break from planning that boring holiday to let that google review know what daily struggles the most comfortable demographic in the first world suffers.

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The patriarchy is gonna be PISSED when I wear this colourful badge made in a Bangladeshi sweatshop to my sociology tutorial

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51% of Australian’s live below the line of poverty. The CBA could print more money, but they refuse because it doesn’t serve their corporate interest. I am disgusted with the state of this country. Put the squeezy on Albanese.

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PATRIOTS REJOICE 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 Grok named this page as one of Australia’s top 20 biggest dangers to humanity for contributing to bias/misinformation. Couldn’t’ve done it without the honourable work of my predecessor.

PATRIOTS REJOICE 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 Grok named this page as one of Australia’s top 20 biggest dangers to humanity for contributing to bias/misinformation. Couldn’t’ve done it without the honourable work of my predecessor.
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People will tell u the most pseudoscientific dribble they found on a wellness blog and then call it “the law of [bullshit]” as if an idea that’s only logically coherent to those actively microdosing suddenly has more legitimacy.