
Crap 90s Football
@crap90sfootball
A conduit to lo-fi comedic football mediocrity from the last decade of the 20th century (and more recently if it’s really funny). Curated by @JR_Tiger.
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It’s the anniversary of this splendidly shite Tomas Brolin goal in 1995. Light the Crap 90s Football beacon. It’s a code red…

It’s a huge Crap 90s Football milestone today. Iain Dowie vs Stockport in the 1996 League Cup. The header is almost perfect. The power. The precision. The placement. Such a shame it’s in the wrong fucking net.



It’s 29 years since the greatest moment in the history of The Beautiful Game: Glentoran play Linfield with an invisible football. A Crap 90s Football masterpiece…

31 years ago today: A Crap 90s Football masterclass in the Coca-Cola Cup. The back pass, the puddles of mud, the ball squirming apologetically over the line from Chris Coleman. Beautiful. Just beautiful.









THE FOOTBALL CLICHES PODCAST Our latest 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒕 𝑯𝒂𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 guest is the Chris Wilder catchphrase obsessive, long-range goalkeeper distribution fetishist, FA Cup draw conservationist, @trusselluk charity ace & fellow football-linguistic GENIUS... Bryan’s Gunn





There will be a minute’s applause at midday today as we celebrate the anniversary of the most technically perfect own goal of all time. Jamie Pollock. Maine Road. 1998. This is Crap 90s Football royalty.