michael cruz kayne (@cruzkayne) 's Twitter Profile
michael cruz kayne

@cruzkayne

WGA/Peabody winner. 3x Emmy nominee. Mongrel. Come see my show? Link below! love you ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ•Ž

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โ€œTrump is using military forces to stop a protest โ€” I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.โ€ Doechii at the #BETAwards2025

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About to see Les Miserables with POTUS at the Kennedy Center. Me to Usha: so whatโ€™s this about? A man who leaves his wife for his male lover but they still have to plan their sonโ€™s bar mitzvah together? I am a down to earth everyman Usha; what the fuck are you talking about

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Whoa! Hats off to ABC News reporter Matt Gutman for keeping his cool yesterday. This LAPD officer needs to be relieved of duty if he canโ€™t handle an alleged โ€œtouchโ€ without snapping.

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Are you looking for a new hobby? Ever wanted to learn how to play an instrument? Let michael cruz kayne introduce you to the OMNICHORD!!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽถ

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Filipino roots. Global game ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐ŸŒŽ Dylan Harper joins some of a few players with Filipino heritage in NBA history!

Filipino roots. Global game ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐ŸŒŽ

Dylan Harper joins some of a few players with Filipino heritage in NBA history!
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LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike โ€œThere is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket lineโ€ nbcphiladelphia.com/entertainment/โ€ฆ

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โ€œmaking grok anti-wokeโ€ and it starts praising hitler and divulging rape fantasies about real people is too on the nose itโ€™s almost unreal

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Los Angeles I am here on this hell site to tell you that I am doing my show on Thursday UCB Theatre LA and itโ€™s actually amazing and you would love it it has all the qualities of a perfect show 1. so funny โœ… 2. sad โœ… 3. short โœ… what more could you want ucbcomedy.com/show/sorry-forโ€ฆ

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New Yorkers: want a chance to attend a taping of michael cruz kayne (hilarious!) multi-award losing show about grief (sad!) at the Audible Theater for ONE night only? (CW: Topics of this show deal with grief around the death of a child.)

New Yorkers: want a chance to attend a taping of <a href="/CruzKayne/">michael cruz kayne</a> (hilarious!) multi-award losing show about grief (sad!) at the <a href="/AudibleTheater/">Audible Theater</a> for ONE night only?

(CW: Topics of this show deal with grief around the death of a child.)
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is there any chance I just sat next to DoechiiMii on the L train? No, right? I didnโ€™t even see her face, just off vibes, I felt like this woman was doechii. if so hi doechii youโ€™re incredible