🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

*Zipper Noises*

¡pǝq ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ɯ,I pǝuᴉlɔǝɹ ʇou ɯ,I 'pǝlooɟ ǝq ʇ,uop ¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ʇlᴉʇ noʎ uɐɔ ɹO punoɹɐ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ uɐƆ

Adopt my child immediately!

The night arrives I need to sleep Not long until I'm dreaming But there's a sound It's back again My own internal screaming

Curious Zelda Der Schrei von Zelda

I do a think My body stops A brain cell shakes And then it pops

The spooky day has cometh I'll lie low day and night But if a foot may passeth I will begin to fight

I did a massive hairball I did it just for fun My humans didn't clean it And now I have a son

Aboard HMS Zelda You'll sail the seven rugs We'll take on twists and loop piles While fuelled by household bugs

I stand before my audience The lively crowd ascends I open with a rousing speech To all my made-up friends

Happy Catmas friends. May you spend it surrounded by the ones you love, enjoying lots of mulled wine and mince flies 🐾

Behold, a Catmas miracle Has set the world agog I fell asleep against the wall And now I'm a yule log

Top Cat. #ZeldaAtTheMovies

These were Zelda's first steps at home on the day I rescued her. She'd been through so much to get here, and this was the first of many rigorous surveys. It seemed excessive, but in these moments, I witnessed the start of a life lived curiously.

Getting a stamp of Zelda's actual paw was one of the best things I've done. Not just because she could sign her own book - but because we'll treasure her 'pawtoshoot' images forever. Whatever we did, Zelda made it comical.

It's our first Christmas without Zelda. What will we do without our startled pudding under the tree? We'd trade all the gifts and more just to have one more festive staring match with her.

She did a stealth She hid and snuck We felt secure But then she struck