Uh yeah employment will fix that real fast (don’t get employed)

Just read an email from the CEO that said “this is mission critical” lmao alr beast…just say critical

When bro is talking to someone i never met so i just stand there like this

I am a post lunch poop terrorist. Usually I go down one floor to take my shit but today I went up a level…what’s up 12th floor 💩💩

Whether it's Steph Curry talking about his shot, or Tiger Woods talking about his stroke, I get chills hearing experts talking about their craft

Who is buying non-logo Peter Millar shirts?

Hate when I see a slutty girl post an aesthetic picture…know your role!

Performative asf none of these are amazing movies to throw on in the background. Cars 2

Hate him or love him, you watched. End of an era #EDAWG

Nah she already asked why my Christmas tree was on fire

Cam Newton probably had a lot of motion in 2015-2016

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to buy companies with a mix of debt and equity

arch manning copping 8 balls and za give this guy the heisman

There won’t be a second date, but at least now she knows what a leveraged buyout is

Girl wanted to watch Big Short and eat Taco Bell after the bar last night … I think I fell in love.

Send back the billions in arms money for $250 pro shop credit!

How it feels post 3pm on a quiet Friday at work

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I know guys who would see this shit and go dam that’s hard

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