
Dan Cosgrove
@dcosg16
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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13-01-2018 08:15:04
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Presenting your 2024 South Metro Saints Federal League schedule. Happy Opening Weekend! #SanctifyYourself

Your Saints got their first taste of Dan Pluff tonight… super fun. Pluff goes 5 shutout IP, yielding 2H w/ 5K and left w/ a 2-0 lead. BUT, your Saints manage to scratch out 4 in the 6th & snatchemback tonight 4-2 over the St. Michael Angels . More to come in the Parking Lot Report

South Metro Saints The best sports reporters have a microphone in one hand and a beer in the other 🎤🍺 Well done! 😂😂😂

We want to wish an extra happy Saints gameday to all you mothers out there! If watching old guys stave off injury is your thing, grab a cooler and unwind this evening by watching your (2-0) Saints host the St. Paul Senators at beautiful McGuire Field in SSP. First Pitch - 5:00PM

Your Saints move to 4-0 w/ an 8-3 win over the Minnoka Grays tonight at Castle Field. Grant Schara shoved… Details to come in the Parking Lot Report 📈🔥

🚨SURPRISE OVERNIGHT RELEASE for u nocturnal fans of the Federal League PARKING LOT REPORT | 5.16.24 - The guys recap the Saints' 8-3 win over the defending champion Minnoka Grays on Thursday night at beautiful Castle Field. "Back to you, Marney Gellner!"



Saints squeak one out 7-6 over RosemountPipers tonight. That being said, the host’s Iron N9ne are very determined to win the lot tonight… they are ordering pizza as we speak. Stay tuned📈

Tonight’s MVP: Tap Society for taking care of all of us old guys who weathered the 90+ degrees for a few hours this evening. Another reason why the Federal League scene is unmatched.


Your Saints (8-4) are back in action at 7PM tonight as they host the upstart RC Rockets club (4-7), who have won 3 of 5 (including a W against the Saints back on 6/30). Beautiful Veterans Park in Hastings is once again the venue - concessions now offering 🍺🍻!📈

Irish welcome Minneapolis Cobras to McGuire field this evening for a 7pm game. Only a few more chances left this summer to see the Irish at home! ☘️☘️

🚨NEW RELEASE ALERT‼️ The 2024 Parking Lot Report Supercut! 🅿️🍻⚾️ Join us in St Michael on Saturday at 5PM as we resume Ron Cottone Memorial Hickory Tournament play against Chaska. Shenanigans like this in the parking lot to follow & and our annual Albertville bar crawl to finish things up.


🔥HOT STOVE🔥 South Metro Saints are at it again w/ the addition of RHP Patrick Gornick. Pat previously played townball w/ Green Mill Brewers & closer for Stockmen's Irish from 2009-2013. During Stockmen's 2011 State Championship run, Gornick achieved an 0.00 ERA as the team's closer.


COMING SOON: SEASON 2 The #1 Podcast Dedicated to the Federal League is back! New studio, new technology, new guests, same great league! New episodes every Wednesday starting April 2nd.


A perfect day of celebration: a sweep on the field, alumni in the stands, and plenty of food to go around. SMU Baseball #PROTECTTHENEST | #d3baseball saintmaryssports.com/news/2025/4/19…

After 231 days, we can once again say that it's Saints GAMEDAY! The boys open their 2025 campaign as they travel to Rosemount to take on the RosemountPipers - First Pitch slated for 6PM.

🚨GAMEDAY🚨 Your Saints (0-2) look to notch their first win of the 2025 campaign as they play host to the @VeseliVulcans (1-2) THIS afternoon at Kaposia Landing in SSP. First pitch slated for 3PM