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“Like Father, Like Daughter” - Emely Taveras expatpress.com/like-father-li…

It appears some people are mad at Ethel Cain today. Wonder if I can use this as a buy low opportunity on StubHub.🤔

Holy shit, so stoked to have this one published by don't submit!. This one came from a weird place and I don't know how I got where I got. But I'd love it if you'd check it out. It's got honey bees, milk cows, and castration. It's called "NO KINGS." donotsubmit.net/no-kings-by-be…

Burden of Memes

Went to see Spinal Tap on the big screen last night and it remains brilliant, though I have to say the whole movie wouldn't work half as well if "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You" wasn't an absolute A+ banger. Gonna be stuck in my head for at least a week and I don't even mind.

I can hear rats scrabbling inside the wall beside my desk, and I keep having to kill these engorged houseflies nearly the size of bees. This isn't a #HorrorCommunity tweet. These are real things happening at my job today.

If you make coffee with other, older coffee (as opposed to water) do you get supercoffee? Just something I’ve always wondered about.

What in the unholy hell!? I know the Antichrist has risen to power, but have the plagues started already? It’s been six months!

Removing dialogue tags always feels like pulling the net away from the trapeze - a very tangible manifestation of learning to trust my readers. Everyone clap for what a big, brave boy I’m being.

What's your favorite story about a bunch of old folks getting the band back together for one last crazy adventure?

TFW you wear secondhand clothing for the first time and only once you’re at work do you discover the reason someone else gave it to Goodwill. Unrelated: my zipper doesn’t work great

I must say, settling in and reading a few chapters of Emma just before bed last night was deliciously relaxing. I felt like a proper English lady. ☺️

-Been slacking on the Scrobs. Sorry to the 3-5 people who might have missed them. -Jane Remover has made the most difficult leap of all! From “huh, that’s new and different” to “legit fun to listen to!” -Tracks 5-7 of the new Tyler are a thrupple of bangers -Swans still got it 🤘🏼

Huge thanks to Cody Sexton and his indispensable Anxiety Press Cody Sexton for inviting me to participate in the Books to Bury Me With interview series. First time caller, longtime fan. Whiskey Tit Books Lindsay Lerman blake butler athinsliceofanxiety.com/2025/07/books-…

As long as Trump’s changing forts and ships and pro sports teams back to their dumb old racist names, could we do something people actually want and make Pluto a planet again?

Shouts to the delightful Mr. Omar King AHS IN THE BLACK LODGE (MR. OMAR KING) and Subverted Subversions pod with Jesse Larkins & King Cringe. Come for some early, kind words about my novel Troll Whiskey Tit Books, stay for the hot new literary feud you didn't know you needed! youtube.com/watch?v=SPG4zs…

Anxiety Press appreciation post. If you’re not anxious, you’re not paying attention. Cody Sexton Ben Allee

THE SQUIMBOP CONDITION, my new book and first hardcover, is up for preorder now! SwR William Boyle A Good Man, and Thorough Beyond The Zero Podcast Christopher Zeischegg Volume 1 Brooklyn X-R-A-Y Charlene Elsby blake butler The Believer New School Creative Writing Harvard Magazine 1111press.com/the-squimbop-c…

-(Beastie Boys voice) Ali Baba and the 40 Scrobs! Ali Baba and the 40 Scrobs! - Don’t listen to P4K. New Wayne is a blast. -Gelli Haha’s “Normalize” is giving song of the end of the Summer -Lot of soylent spleen picks here -Keep forgetting to post these. Got 30 more in the wings

The new Marc Maron special is literally like 90% Trump rage and stories about his cats. Not sure I’ve ever felt more seen by a comedian.