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Houston here I am! Very quick and efficient trip through immigration and quick baggage retrieval. Very pleasant flight as well (albeit very very long!) on the BA197. And another state to tick off the USA visited list 🙂

Wonderful day in Galveston, Texas. A bit like Brighton but considerably hotter ☀️ and more humid. So had to retire to the local LGBT+ 🏳️‍🌈 bar for cocktails 🍹 and air conditioning…

Japanese Gardens in Hermann Park, Houston, on a lovely morning.

Sunset over Tennessee this evening. Great crew on the BA194 British Airways Mark in particular is excellent.

Hi americanair can you clear something up? On 6 Jan ‘24 Dr. Nick Ellsworth and I are travelling CID-ORD-LHR. When we booked (via BA) the CID-ORD was at 1520-1630 (BA1759). Does that flight still exist or is it now 1624-1744 (BA1760)? British Airways moved me but won’t move Nick.

Why do they always seem to waaaaay overmark Angela and Kai?! Is it written in her contract? That Charleston was dodgy. #strictly

'60 years ago it was much easier to see a doctor. Now you're lucky if you get a zoom meeting' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Asked AI to show Americans trying beans on toast. Was not disappointed.

“ People say we’re fools, people say we’re dumb, People say we’re caught up in temporary love, We don’t know what we’re doin’, they say we’re too young, But they don’t know a thing about us. I’ll wait forever, that’s what we said, 16th of September, lyin’ in my bed, I’ll wait

"Would you sponsor me to run the marathon? I'm hoping to raise £5,000 for my MP to give to 'bad people'" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Exit Poll reaction: On course to lose so many seats the Conservatives might be downgraded from a party to a gathering

Just finished this absolute gem of a book by Matt Cain having only started it yesterday. What a wonderful, touching read and all of the references to starting uni in the early 2000s resonated. And thank you James Robinson for being a great friend and surprising me with it!

AMAZING day at Edinburgh Festival Fringe! Starting with brilliant The Emu War - A New Musical then Sorry (i broke your arms and legs) Maybe You Like It (basically a biography of baby me) then the wonderful Adam Hills (great messages told with so many laughs); ending with Christopher Hall (HILARIOUS!) 😂

AMAZING day at Edinburgh Festival Fringe! Starting with brilliant The Emu War - A New Musical then Sorry (I broke your arms and legs) Maybe You Like It (basically a biography of baby me) then the wonderful Adam Hills (great messages told with so many laughs); ending with Christopher Hall (HILARIOUS!) 😂

Another fantastic day with a broad mix of shows Edinburgh Festival Fringe particular highlights were seeing Lucy Porter and meeting her in the bar afterwards (she’s as lovely as you’d imagine) and the hilarious Pinch Punch Improv - Locomotive For Murder 🕵🏻‍♂️ with Locomotive for Murder: what talent!

Fantastic end to our Edinburgh Festival Fringe with 2 highlights: Ellie MacPherson as Babe Lincoln (crying with laughter throughout) followed by the MAGNIFICENT popoffmichelangelo camp, gay, amazing songs, hilarious throughout, wonderful cast. What an amazing 3 days with Dr. Nick Ellsworth 🙂

Excellent announcement from the TM on this evening’s delayed 1833 EUS-MAN about the availability of delay repay and how to claim. Exactly how it should be done. Avanti West Coast

Really bad turbulence on today’s British Airways BA193, resulting in my head being hit by seat (even with seatbelt), with Dr. Nick Ellsworth having wine and water land on him, cabin crew having to be seated. Captain tried to discourage report being made; clearly one has been made!

god i love host Hazel Brugger so much #eurovision