Happy anniversary of Boris Johnson’s Resignation to all who celebrate. My thoughts are with all those whose lives were destroyed by that evil thief.

I’ve discovered a new party trick… I can do a bird impression, so accurate that it tricks the Merlin Bird ID app. Every time. Can anyone else do this? 🐦

I’m not saying today’s #TourDeFrance stage is dull, but Daddy REALLY needs coffee… TNT Sports aren’t helping with dreadful coverage.

How cool does this look?? I bet it felt amazing riding beneath it…

Get back in your lane Liz Truss

PIC OF THE DAY by Century 21 France #TDF2025 📸 A.S.O. / Jered & Ashley Gruber

"Pog-a-chaaar... Poo-gacha... Poh-gotcha... Poo-ga-cha-cha... Pooooh-gachaaah..." I just ❤️ Sean Kelly on TNT Sports at the Tour de France™ #TourDeFrance

I hope people are arrested, convicted and imprisoned for this. 😡

Replace "hotels full of the bastards" with "Nigel Farage MP's home full of his family"... Would the frog-faced fagash führer be defending this horrible little woman on national TV?

LBC James Hanson The boomer grip on this country is what's going to kill it. They're a f*cking terrible generation dripping in entitlement, greed, and bigotry. (Not everyone, but it's a common theme). They are simply the worst generation of people ever to have existed. People like Lyn are vile.

Trump is now threatening to impose all the tariffs he proposed in April. Then he backed away and was mocked with TACO – Trump Always Chickens Out. Now, he can’t retreat and retain any credibility. So, when’s the inevitable financial crash? A thread…

They’ve got some proper big lasses over there in Yorkshire…

Has Adam Blythe borrowed Evel Knievel’s shirt?? #TourDeFrance

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The Scotsman says "What are you drinking Ben?" #TourDeFrance2025 #DadJokes #RestDayBoredom EF Pro Cycling

What else have Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak covered up with a #superinjunction ???

Can we stop lazily referring to “The Government” on this? It was the CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT that covered up the leaking of 1000s of Afghans’ details. Nothing to do with The Labour Party, it was the Conservatives

I suppose the Office for National Statistics (ONS) should now reconsider their assertion that they couldn’t find figures to support the £22billion black hole. We now know if was due to the Conservatives massive Afghan coverup

#TorySuperinjunction, #ToryCoverUp Those are the hashtags, let’s get them trending.

I seem to have taken a wrong turn down the algorithm know as Gammon Lane, Fuckwitville, Numptyshire. It's going to be a loooooong day on Twitter. 🙄

Not one tabloid has run with "TORODE IN THE HOLE" on its front page... If this isn't proof that the press is no longer fit for purpose, I don't know what is.