First game, first VAR fuck up. We're so back! 😂

Into him Alan! 😂 #NUFC

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Stuttering his way through this interview because he's trying to remember the lines he's been paid to say by Isak's agents. This whole thing is so bizarre and I find most of it hard to believe. #NUFC

He's a paid mouthpiece because Isak hasn't got the balls to come out and say it himself. It's all "Isak said this, Isak said that" I haven't seen Isak say fuck all. #NUFC

It's the best way to describe him, he's a fucking disgrace and I hope he never pulls the famous black and white on ever again. He doesn't deserve to. #NUFC

After such a bright start it's definitely not lost on us how insane it is we've started the first game of the season without a recognised number 9 in the squad 🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

Tell you what mind, Wissa must be sat at home watching this with his eyes lit right the fuck up 👀 It's just crying out for that proper focal point up front. Let's just see what he and whoever else we get in can do this season. #NUFC

Wissa scored 19 premier league goals last season with Brentford who finished 10th Valued at £40m be a steal if we can buy him for this or under. Mbeumo scored 20 - went to Manchester for £71m Isak scored 23 goals with Newcastle and we want £150m #premierleague

After spending a lazy Sunday morning in bed with a few cuppas I've been sat watching highlights of all the strikers we're linked with and the one I like the look of most surprises me. Strand Larsen. In a Howe team I think he'd flourish. More to his game than I thought. #NUFC

Benjamin Hjolund 😂 #NUFC #MUFC #YANITED

We beat them 193 days ago and have finished top 6 twice out the last 3 seasons but aren't classed as 'big 6' 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC

Spot on this like. You don't leave your mates high and dry, don't care who you are or what walk of life you're from. You're there for the people who were there for you. Shows your true colours. Colours of a cunt. #NUFC #ISAK

#SAFC fans have been far too loud on here in the last 24hrs. Well done, good result - but West Ham are abysmal. Reminder - #NUFC finished 10th in their first year back after promotion, having spent just £35m that summer. Let’s see if they can do the same with nearly £200m, eh!

They proved they were the better team......by losing 😂

Let them know you're there early doors big lad 😂 J7 💪🏻🇧🇷