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Had a little mental breakdown this morning thinking about the fact that we had Tommy Edman. Only thing getting me through this is knowing we have Liberatore and Victor Scott. #Edman #STL #Cardinals

That Scotty doesn’t know song perfectly describes my marriage with Darlene. #DaleDidntKnow

Had an early flight out of STL today and while I was sitting at my gate I thought about the cardinals and immediately went to the bar. My flight left 4 hours ago but the Bud Select were flowing too well. #Cardinals #BudSelect

If this is corporate life sign me up. Not leaving the airport in Chicago definitely improves the experience. #ChicagoIsAWarzone

They have trapped Dale in the Ohare airport due to delays. I have been here 6 hours and been in 3 different bars. It’s getting dangerous.

Woke up face down in an Arby’s bathroom. Sadly this wasn’t my low of the trip so far…

At the airport and my flight leaves in 9 hours. Time for a sneaky mid day blackout to forget about the sadness the Cardinals bring me. #Sneaky #Cardinals #STL

Sonny’s Sweeper is clearly an 8 year old who doesn’t know the greatness of Danny Mac. With that being said, I did enjoy my conversation with Chip this summer at Mcgurks. Really great guy, just can’t call a game without giving me a migraine. #BringDanHome #FifthChances

In preparation for the next cardinals loss I went out to my local dispensary to purchase the cheapest disposable out there. I ended up spending $300 on products that I can’t pronounce.

Family brunch is getting out of hand. Daddy Dale is 15 screwdrivers deep and trying to start a scrap. #Easter #TheCardinalsAreAwful

I’ve been thinking about moving to KC for a while now.

Been watching RKO highlights for the past 6 hours. Think it’s time I stop trying to find a job and instead pivot to becoming a WWE superstar. I will take name suggestions below but currently feeling Dirty Dale. #WWE #DirtyDale

Sometimes I forget what I was like back in the day. #LilIce

Putting my unemployment check on the Jets tonight. I don’t see a world where the blues win tonight. #NHL #Blues

Safe to say that I am making unemployment my bitch. #unemployed

Getting a little emotional watching the Cardinals play the Phillies. Edmundo will forever have a place in true Cardinals fans hearts. On a side note, Matthew Liberatore is a top 5 pitcher in the league. #Edmundo #DaleAlwaysTrustedInLibby

The Cardinals are 0-0 since Dale Lewis last ejaculated.

When did American society start to fall apart? 2020 when we saw Biden in office, F1 ratings in America start to increase, and NASCAR ratings decline. Thanks to Donald J. Trump F1 numbers are declining and NASCAR numbers are through the roof. #Nascar #VroomVroom

There’s a girl I’ve had serious feelings for the past year. We’ve never talked but I’ve watched all of her content. Sadly she got arrested today. Any advice on how to show her how I feel? #LookingForLove #Bonnie

Felt tired in the office today so I keep sneaking out to my car and making vodka Red Bulls. Now I’m just drunk at my desk missing Danny Mac calling Cardinals games. #BringDanHome #Cardinals #SemiFunctioningAlcoholic