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Has there been another dance phenomenon since the Macarena?

People need to learn that if you’re gonna make an hour long video about something you have to have a straight thesis statement in the first 30 seconds. You’re not building up to anything, you’re not giving anything away, you’re in love with your own voice

I’m glad my girlfriend really wants kids. I think she’d be a good mom. And every time I talk to my friend, the first with a kid, it sounds like a fun time.

Embarrassing

They mistook a forwarded message from a journalist asking how laundering typically worked as being an original message from the Tornado team asking how to launder a large sum of money. This reflects very badly on the prosecution.

my stupid ass sister stole like $20,000 from me and i'm at a complete loss. my fiancee is mad. my mom is sad. my dad is nonverbal. and i'm just out of sorts

mega depressed

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ppl should not be this invested in other people's personal lives. this isn't news or entertainment.

And GENIUS is officially passed out of the U.S. House of Reps 308-122, going to President Trump's desk soon where he is expected to sign it

just realized this guy is a shock jock without any of the shock

My dad passed down what he wanted and I absorbed whatever I did, which should explain my love and appreciation for duct tape

You know what, fuck summer

Just found out I’m only four degrees of separation from Epstein

My girlfriend is literally an artist with collages also it’s my birthday. Hang this in a gallery

Strategy debuts fourth preferred stock offering called 'Stretch' this is getting ridiculous

i've got a thing for ohio, just really wanna check it out. will walk there

i got my bike tuned this weekend and she's a monster. made to run in third gear. beautiful thing