Do the basic game theory: the incentive this creates is that if you talk to the NYT they’ll use it as justification for a hit piece on you based on info from an anonymous neonazi, so don’t talk to NYT

In the final act of Sinners, when it fast forwards to the 90s, someone asked: "Wait, it was a true story?"

✨MOB PSYCHO 100✨

I cannot breathe

yeah you could say I'm something of a reader

Bluey comic update

the one guy dressed up as james gunn is frying me

I rewatched one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and I forgot that at one point the East India Trading Company straight up blackmails Davy Jones into working for them. It’s like if Amazon captured a Lovecraftian elder god but only made it deliver packages. It’s genius.

I asked my wife why she was in private browsing mode on her phone and she explained that Safari only allows 500 tabs in regular mode so she had to switch. You think you know a person

This is horrible

I remember some guys I knew in high school did a report or project in APUSH about torture / legality of it, and for the project they actually waterboarded themselves, and the group consensus was: “Yeah idk why we did that it was the worst experience I could imagine” LMAO

I hate how desktops icons look so I made a custom Wii wallpaper for my PC with clickable channels

Infornomics Me in some detached HEAD state copy & pasting git commands I've never heard of to try to fix things

plumber comes to my house. i ask him to put something in at the street. he says, “can’t: theres a law”. i call the city. apparently, they are all well versed in philosophy, because no one can prove this negative: that no such law exists. they are now explaining this image to me:

I don't think, therefore I'm not

I barely made it. I am reminded of a talk by the decision theorist Ralph Keeney, who asked the (few) audience members if they had ever missed a flight. Nobody raised their hand. “Maybe you are arriving at the airport too early.”