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I love watching my follower count slowly dwindle as people leave this broken website. Be free

Way too niche

Never been more excited for a collab

“No, I don’t have Twitter. Why would I want to read what someone had for lunch?” “Um, actually it’s evolved into one of the best places to get news about what the absolute shittiest people in America think on a minute to minute basis.”

Louie Anderson, Baskets. Come on.

Robert Pattinson to play Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman prequel film "The Salesman"

We’re back

i’ve never seen a cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat

Is this an episode of Nathan for You?

The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other

If we try hard enough, we can make Tom from Metropolitan explaining after a long, condescending discussion about Jane Austen that he hasn’t actually read any Jane Austen but only Lionel Trilling’s essays on her into some sort of “meme”, which will make people watch Metropolitan

When I say that movie you loved from your childhood sucks I want you to know I mean that harmfully. I am directly attacking your inner child.

Delta terminal A8 in Birmingham rolling out a gorgeous display for Easter

what career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

finally watched a modern classic… RAP WORLD

My favorite race in track is a slow 1500 semi final

sweatily using every ounce of willpower in my body to not address the heat to my beloved barista, solidifying my status as Not Like Other Custies

They should do another American Taskmaster with Mantzoukas as the Greg and me as the Alex. It is the logical endgame to every choice I've made in my creative life. Every episode would get better ratings than the Super Bowl.

frantically taking notes

Beautifully balanced adult cola taste in a no calorie beverage.