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Danny Jolles

@dannyjolles

Two Specials on Youtube! On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Ted and soon Hacks. Touring to your city. GET TIX!

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We made the first ever interactive comedy special. NY Times, Forbes and Vulture all love it. But the views must rise. Today's the day to sit down and give it a watch. We poured our souls into this. Try it out and an RT means so much more than you'll know. youtube.com/watch?v=nO1HXI…

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Didn’t see “hitler wasn’t actually that bad” making such a comeback on this app but here we are. Just so you know, if you’re saying anything like that, you’ve lost the common sense thread.

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Person: Elon probably had access to the list and we all trusted him a week ago implicitly but we have to be cautious about throwing around accusations and wait for all info. Same Person 6 Months Ago: LISTEN TO THE WAY TOM HANKS SAID CHEESEBURGER THROW HIM IN JAIL HE ABUSES KIDS

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Almost forgot Elon said Trump was in the Epstein files for a second. Woops. Remember now. Seems like a lot of distractions popped up right after that came out. Weird timing. Wouldn’t want to forget that ever you know?

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Comedian and actor Danny Jolles headlines this weekend for four shows Fri + Sat!! Seattle, his innovative, perfect joke writing and highly charming delivery are not to be MISSED! 🎟️🎟️🎟️ dannyjolles.eventbrite.com

Comedian and actor <a href="/DannyJolles/">Danny Jolles</a> headlines this weekend for four shows Fri + Sat!! Seattle, his innovative, perfect joke writing and highly charming delivery are not to be MISSED!

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Every now and then this site shocks you and this coming from a CONGRESSMAN really shook me. Congrats Congressman Brandon Gill! This was so bad it stopped me dead. NICELY DONE!!!!

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I'm just so glad to live in a time where something as fun as Superman can somehow become a political fight. Can't wait til the new Smurfs movie comes out and we argue about taxes through the Smurf economic system.

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BREAKING: there were multiple murders in Florida yesterday. MURDER IS NOW ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA!?!?!?!? (Congrats to Hunter Eagleman™ for the dumbest tweet I’ve read in a week. Nice work!!) x.com/hunter_eaglema…

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My life is a living hell. I’m happy with Washington Commanders. I’m excited about the new stadium. LEAVE MY TEAM ALONE AND PLEASE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST THAT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO DISTRACT FROM BECAUSE YOU NOT RELEASING THE LIST BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ON THE LIST!!!

My life is a living hell. I’m happy with <a href="/Commanders/">Washington Commanders</a>. I’m excited about the new stadium. 

LEAVE MY TEAM ALONE AND PLEASE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN LIST THAT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO DISTRACT FROM BECAUSE YOU NOT RELEASING THE LIST BECAUSE YOU MAY BE ON THE LIST!!!